Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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