you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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