No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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