Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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