Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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