have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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