biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I deserve this hangover.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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