4 words: hood of his car
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
