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...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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