Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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