maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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