If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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