Me too!
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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