It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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