Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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