Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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