Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
