Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
