There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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