Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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