It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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