I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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