Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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