her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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