I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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