She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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