I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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