so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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