Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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