She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
