Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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