Apparently you make a good broom.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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