I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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