69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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