you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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