he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
