We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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