My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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