i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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