That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He has the fingertips of a God
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