And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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