i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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