just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
