I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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