There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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