i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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