What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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