So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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