I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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