Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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